What does a blonde and your computer have in common?
You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down!
Q: How is a blonde like a doorknob?
A: Everyone gets a turn!
Why don'y the blondes wear red lipstick?
Because 'Red' means stop!
Q: What did the blondes father say to his blonde daughter?
A: If your not in bed by 11, come home.
Why did a blonde woman lose her job as a cattle herder?
She couldn't keep her calves together!
What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
The blonde works in the dark!
Why did the blonde fail her driving test?
It's because every time the car stopped, she jumped into the back seat!
Gynecologist: Relax, Madam. Haven't you ever been examined like this before?
Blonde: Yes, but not by a doctor.
A guy was lying in bed with his blonde girlfriend when she said, "I think my boobs are too small, I'm going to get a boob job".
"Hmm," the guy replied, "My hands are too small... what do you think I should do?"
Blonde: Do you want a hand job?
Both're happily married to each other!
A stunning blonde went to see her doctor.
"Miss Tracy Johnson, how can I help you?" asked the doctor.
"It's my memory doctor, I can't remember a thing five minutes after I've done it", said Tracy.
"Just take off all your clothes and lie down". said the doctor.