How does the blonde turn on the light after she has had sex?
She opens the car door!
Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?
More leg room!
Why do blondes take the pill?
So they know what day of the week it is!
How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
By the buckle print on her forehead!
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant!
Q: Why do blonde females never swim on their belly?
A: When they feel something wet, they turn on their back!
Q: Why is blonde like an old washing machine?
A: Because they both drip after they're fucked!
Q: Why don't blonde women use vibrators?
A: It chips their teeth!
A blonde has a car crash and an ambulance arrives.
The paramedic asks, "How many fingers have I got up?"
The blonde replies, "Oh no, I think I'm paralyzed too".
Q: What did the blond's father say to his blonde daughter?
A: If your not in bed by 11, come home.