Teacher: What are vowels?
Pappu: Vowels are special sounds that are heard in bedroom at night!
Girlfriend: Yeh Purse Pakdo Main Abhi Aayi.
Pappu Ne Purse Khola Usme Se Rubber Ka Lun Nikla.
Girlfriend Wapas Aakar: Purse Khola To Nahi?
Pappu: Na Ji Na, Main Khol Ke Lun Lena!
English teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?
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Pappu: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor are we!
Aunty: Kitna Bada Ho Geya Hai.
Pappu: Apne Kab Dekha.
Aunty: Silent.
Teacher: How many Oranges equal to a dozen?
Pappu: 6 girls.
Teacher: Get out... Bhenchod!
Teacher: Name some movies which have almost similar stories?
Pappu: M'am, Blue Films!
Height of planning!
One day Pappu takes his girlfriend to eat Panipuri... only to check how wide she can open her mouth!
Pappu: Yesterday, I saved a girl from being raped.
Bunty: Good! That's commendable, my dear friend. But how did you do that?
Pappu: I convinced her!
Pappu goes to school and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"
Pappu: "Mas-tur-bate."
Teacher smiles and says, "Wow, Pappu, that's a mouthful."
Pappu: No, Teacher, you're thinking of a blowjob!
Bunty: Were you successful with 'Rani' at the swimming pool?
Pappu: Oh, yes, she got along swimmingly. In fact, she managed to outstrip all the other girls!