Haramkhor Pappu!
Pappu: Tumhe Mein Zyada Pasand Hu Ya Toilet?
Girlfriend: Kya Stupid Question Hai Yeh?
Pappu: Nahi Jaanu... Batao Na!
Girlfriend: Of course, Tum! Ab Batao Kyun Puchha?
Pappu: To Jab Tum Toilet Ke Liye Foran Chaddi Utaar Sakti Ho, Toh Mere Liye Kyun Nahi!
Pappu was caught in the act by his girlfriend's father.
Girlfriend's father confronted Pappu: You took my daughters virginity!
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Pappu: I'm sorry, Uncle. It won't happen again!
Pappu had diarrhea. He tells his mom that he needs Viagra.
Jeeto: Why on Earth do you need that?
Pappu: Isn't that what you give daddy when his shit doesn't get hard?
Pappu: Dad, how babies comes into the world?
Santa: In the moonlight, an angel comes to earth and leaves a kid in mom's lap.
Pappu: You mean fucking is useless!
Pappu to a pregnant girl at a bus stop, "What are you expecting?"
Girl: A bus.
Pappu turns to Bunty and says, "Wow! This bitch got screwed by Transformers"!
Teacher: Who can explain gender discrimination with an example?
Pappu: Women can sleep with whoever they want, men have to sleep with whoever lets them!
Santa: Son, what do you wanna be when you grow up?
Pappu: Dad, I want to be a pizza delivery boy.
Santa: What?
Pappu: Yeah. Or I would like to be a gardener or a plumber.
Santa: You have started watching porn!
Santa: Son, quit masturbating or yo'll go blind.
Pappu: Dad, I'm over here!
Pappu: Wanna come over for some pizza and sex?
Girl: No?
Pappu: Why, don't you like pizza?
Pappu: As apart of school project, I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering.
Bunty: What was the response?
Pappu: 98 of them said, "How the fuck did you get in here?"