Pappu: After sex, I never spend time with my girlfriend.
Bunty: Why?
Pappu: Because time is money and I don't want her to feel like a whore!
Girlfriend's father to Pappu, "How dare you took my daughters virginity?"
Pappu: I'm sorry, Sir. It won't happen again!
Santa: Son, what do you wanna be when you grow up?
Pappu: Dad, I want to be a pizza delivery boy.
Dad: What?
Pappu: Yeah, or I would like to be a gardener or a plumber.
Santa: You went through my porn videos again, did you?
Teacher: What's the meaning of VIRGIN?
Pappu: On the VERGE... but not yet IN!
Pappu took her dumb girlfriend to see a Hockey match. He explained the field layout.
Pappu: See that man in front - he is the forward, and that guy at the back - he is the defence.
Girlfriend: Oh no, he is forward, too - I've been out with him a couple of times!
Teacher: Who is the big person, you or your dad?
Pappu: Me of course.
Teacher: why?
Pappu: I stopped drinking milk from my mom, dad hasn't.
Drunken Pappu while kissing his girlfriend, "Darling your lips are very salty."
Girlfriend: Stupid, stand up!
Pappu: You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex?
Girl: No?
Pappu: Why, don't you like pizza?
Pappu: I was about to win an argument with her but she...
Bunty: But what happened>
Pappu: She unbuttoned her blouse! Tryst me... I was so close!
"Dad", said the young man nonchalantly, "Can you spare me twenty bucks for a blow job?"
"When I was your age, Harvey", responded Santa in measured tones, "I settled for kisses."
"OK, then Dad", pursued Pappu, "How about letting me have twenty bucks for a long, low kiss?"