Santa: The saddest thing I ever saw was a blind man at a nude beach.
Banta: How did you know he was blind?
Santa: It wasn't hard!
Pappu: Dad, if every father knows more than his son. Why didn't Edison's father invent the electric bulb?
Santa: It was dark everywhere and he was busy inventing Edison!
Santa visited his doctor and told him, "I need my sex drive lowered."
The doctor, incredulous, said, "What? You want your sex drive lowered?"
To which Santa replied, "It's all in my head; I need it LOWERED!"
Santa submits his resignation to his boss.
Boss: Why are you leaving?
Santa: I have vaginal problems.
Boss: But you're a man!
Santa: That I am Sir. But you are the 'Choot', I have to deal with daily!
There gorgeous, skimpily dressed women in Amsterdam walk up to Banta and ask, "Orgy"?
Banta: Bas Ji Changa!
Santa has always been a quick thinker.
He saw this hot girl in a pub and asked her: Do you want the best sex of your life tonight?
She: No
Santa: Then I am THE guy!
Banta: What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
Santa: One slip of the tongue, and you are in deep shit!
Banta: The wife and I fuck like rabbits every night.
Santa: Oh you so lucky. I only get it once a month and I call it the Bruce Lee night.
Banta: Why the fuck do you call it that for?
Santa: Because it's the night I enter the dragon!
Principal: Keep your son under proper control.
Santa: What happened, sir?
Principal: In the sex column, he writes - never got an opportunity!
Santa: I was screwing my wife last night and she looked back and said, `I'm feeling kinky! Turn off the light and stick it in my ass!`
Banta: Then?
Santa: As soon as I did, she screamed!
Banta: Why?
Santa: I guess maybe next time I should wait for the bulb to cool down first!