Think before you send Good Morning text to someone.
Banta messaged Santa: GM!
Santa texted back: Tu Apni GM!
Neighbour: Do you have some oil?
Santa: No, but you can use Vaseline.
Neighbour: I am asking for the cooking oil!
Santa: You know Viagra is like Disneyworld?
Banta: Why do you think that?
Santa: Because you have to wait an hour for a three-minute ride!
Border Par Jung Shuru Ho Gayi
Santa: Major Sahab Main Dushmano Ki Maa Chod Dunga.
Major: Bhosdike, Dushman Marne Hai, Paida Nahi Karne!
Santa had 3 trays in his office for files:
IN, OUT & LBW.
Banta asked, "Oye Santa what is this LBW mean?"
Santa replied: Let Bhenchod Wait!
Santa: Last night my wife and I reached the height of sexual compatibility.
Banta: How?
Santa: We both had a headache!
Banta: What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis?
Santa: You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
Banta: During sex you burn as much calories as running for 5 miles. Santa: Who the hell runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?
Santa walked into a newspaper office with an ad saying: 'Man seeks woman to date.'
He was asked: "Do you want to insert it today?"
Santa: "Sure, but I can't write that in the ad, can I?
Banta: What's common between porn and motivational quotes?
Santa: Both inspire you to do things that are practically not feasible.