Banta: Why are you so tense?
Santa: My wife needs some or the other reason for fighting.
Banta: Why what happened?
Santa: We both were excited and about to start having sex. She removed her top and jeans... I just asked why are you wearing your sister's bra... She started fighting!
Jeeto: Meri Sehat Theek Nahi Ajj
Santa: Main Tan Ajj Tainu Shopping Karwani Si
Jeeto: Main Ta Mazak Kar Rahi Si
Santa: Main V Mazak Kar Reha Si. Chal Uth Salwar La!
Ek Ladki Ki T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha 'Amul - The Taste Of India'.
Use Dekh Kar Santa Bahut Khush Hua, Aur Apni Pant Pe Likhva Liya
'Kurkure - Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai'.
Three gorgeous, skimpily dressed women in Amsterdam walk up to Santa and ask, "Orgy?"
Santa replies, "Bas Ji, Changa Ji!"
Sexy voice of a female customer care executive:
"Hindi Ke Liye Ek Dabayen;
English Ee Liye Do Dabayen."
Santa: Sala Ye To Hindi Walon Ke Saath Na Insaafi Hai!
Santa Ne Pappu Ko Muth Maarte Dekha Aur Bola
Santa: `Oye Harami, Ye Kya Kar Raha Hai Tu?`
Pappu Gusse Se: "Apna Kaam Khud Karta Hun, Apni Khushi Ke Liye Kisi Ki Maa Nahi Chodta!"
Pappu: Dad what is 69?
Santa: Hmmm... well son, it is a position where a man and a woman pleasure each other orally at the same time.
Pappu: So. What shall I write? Odd or even?
Banta: Yeh Ladkiyon Ki Chaddi Par Phool Ka Print Kyon Hota Hai?
Santa: Uss chadi Ke Andar Jitne Maha Purush Shaheed Hue Hain, Unko Shraddhanjali Dene Ke Liye!
Santa: My son can be so clumsy sometimes.
Banta: How?
Santa: I heard him say - he broke his girlfriend's hymen!
Banta: Bhaji, How does one get twins?
Santa: By having sex during happy hours!