Pappu: Papa Result Aa Geya. Fail Ho Geya Main.
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Santa: Bhosdi Ke Bathroom Mein Hi Haath Chala Sakta Hai Tu, Exam Mein Nahi!
Banta: During sex, one burns as much calories as running for 5 miles.
Santa: Who the fuck runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?
Banta: Why are you hospitalised?
Santa: Padosan Ki BILLI Mere MURGE Ke Peechhe Padi Hui Thi. Maine Uske Husband Ko English Mein Bataya, Usne Mujhe Bahut Maara.
Banta: Aisa Kya Bataya?
Santa: Control your wife's pussy. She is after my cock!
Banta: Pajji, how to get twins?
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Santa: Have sex during happy hours!
Santa: This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.
Banta: But why?
Santa: I was staring at her boobs when she said, "Would you please press one?"
So I did. I don't remember much after that!
A whore to Santa during sex: Keep it up!
Santa: Is it a complaint or compliment!
Pappu: Dad, what are condoms used for?
Santa: To avoid such questions!
Santa: I joined a dating agency the other day. It asked me what I liked most and I replied "Girls From Page 3".
Banta: So got any replies?
Santa: None. And even I wondered why I had no replies, until I noticed the letter 'P' wasn't fucking working on my keyboard!
Jeeto comes back from the doctor and tells her husband: Honey, I have a sad news - a gynaecologist told me not to have sex for at least three weeks.
Santa: And what did the dentist say?
Jeeto and Santa lying in a bed. Jeeto flings her one leg on Santa's shoulder and whispers: Take me!
Santa does not pay attention to that. Jeeto flings on her second leg and again goes: Take me!
Santa: I'm not going anywhere!