Who is the best blonde secretary?
One that never misses a period!
I was watching a porn clip on the net earlier.
It was titled, 'Lawyer fucks client'.
It was filed under the category 'Reality'!
There gorgeous, skimpily dressed women in Amsterdam walk up to Banta and ask, "Orgy"?
Banta: Bas Ji Changa!
Santa has always been a quick thinker.
He saw this hot girl in a pub and asked her: Do you want the best sex of your life tonight?
She: No
Santa: Then I am THE guy!
Late-night conversation:
Girl: Chal Bye, Mom Chilla Rahi Hai!
Pappu: Papa Ko Bol Aaram Se!
Banta: What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
Santa: One slip of the tongue, and you are in deep shit!
Banta: The wife and I fuck like rabbits every night.
Santa: Oh you so lucky. I only get it once a month and I call it the Bruce Lee night.
Banta: Why the fuck do you call it that for?
Santa: Because it's the night I enter the dragon!
Pappu: Tumhe Kaisa Boyfriend Chahiye?
Girl: Jo Mujhe Time De, Pyaar De, Respect De, Appreciation De... Tumhein Kaisi Girlfriend Chahiye?
Pappu: Jo Mujhe De!
Lady to Doctor: When I was unmarried, I had 6 abortions. Now I am married but can't get pregnant.
Doctor: You are a "Wild Bird" you can't breed in a ZOO!
Bunty: How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
Pappu: Call her and tell her about it!