Principal: Keep your son under proper control.
Santa: What happened, sir?
Principal: In the sex column, he writes - never got an opportunity!
Pappu: Dad, I want to be like you.
Santa (Feeling Proud): That's so nice, son. So you want to be an engineer?
Pappu: No Dad! I too wanna fuck Sapna aunty... she is so fucking hot!
Santa: I was screwing my wife last night and she looked back and said, `I'm feeling kinky! Turn off the light and stick it in my ass!`
Banta: Then?
Santa: As soon as I did, she screamed!
Banta: Why?
Santa: I guess maybe next time I should wait for the bulb to cool down first!
Girl: I'll suck your brain.
Pappu: We don't call it brain!
Pathan's wife: Have you heard? Our neighbor Professor Hamid is gay.
Pathan: Wow, what a surprise! I have been sleeping with him for half a year, but never knew he was a professor!
Think before you send Good Morning text to someone.
Banta messaged Santa: GM!
Santa texted back: Tu Apni GM!
Teacher: What is the best piece of advice you have ever given to your friend?
Pappu: Gaand Mara, Saale!
A blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, "Bring me a beer."
The bartender then asks, "Anheuser-Busch?"
To which she replies, "Fine thanks, and how's your cock?"
Neighbour: Do you have some oil?
Santa: No, but you can use Vaseline.
Neighbour: I am asking for the cooking oil!
What do you call two nuns and a blonde?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!