Santa: You know Viagra is like Disneyworld?
Banta: Why do you think that?
Santa: Because you have to wait an hour for a three-minute ride!
A man was quietly sitting in a bar when someone shouted, "All lawyers are assholes!"
The man jumped to his feet and said, "Hey! I resent that!"
"Are you a lawyer?"
"No, I'm an asshole!"
Border Par Jung Shuru Ho Gayi
Santa: Major Sahab Main Dushmano Ki Maa Chod Dunga.
Major: Bhosdike, Dushman Marne Hai, Paida Nahi Karne!
How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
By the buckle print on her forehead!
Pappu: Aunty Hum Mil Kar Fruit Chat Ki Dukan Khole?
Aunty: Beta Lekin Custmor Kaise Aayenge?
Pappu: Main Aawaz Lagaunga, "10 Rupay Mein Aunty Ki Chaat Lo!"
Santa had 3 trays in his office for files:
IN, OUT & LBW.
Banta asked, "Oye Santa what is this LBW mean?"
Santa replied: Let Bhenchod Wait!
Pappu: Dad, Aapne Kaha Tha Na Ki, Mehnat Itni Karo Ki Safalta Shor Machaye.
Santa: Haan.
Pappu: Meri Girlfriend Ko Beta Hua Hai!
Neighbour: Ye Mobile Ke Saath Din Bhar Kya Karte Ho?
Pappu: Wahi Jo Aap Kar Rahe Hain.
Neighbour: Kya?
Pappu: Ungli!
Santa: Last night my wife and I reached the height of sexual compatibility.
Banta: How?
Santa: We both had a headache!
A doctor had a fight with his wife.
Angry wife took revenge by eating an apple every night!