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With the amount of weed being consumed Bollywood can be named as Bollyweed!

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Mona Darling, Chalo News Dekhte Hain.
Arnab Rhea Ko Jeene Nahi Dega Aur Rajdeep Rhea Ko Maarne Nahi Dega!

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Gabbar: Aaj Maine Basanti Ko Nahate Waqt Dekha.
Viru: Kutte Kamine... Main Tera Khoon Pee Jaunga!
Gabbar: Relax Bevde... Main Naha Raha Tha. Basanti Ja Rahi Thi. Jab Dekho Tab Khoon Pee Jaunga. What nonsense!

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Bollywood coming in support of Rhea with the campaign of #JusticeForRhea is actually - #BehenPlsMeraNaamMatLena

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UPSC, SSC, IBPS, etc.
Should update their syllabus and add new chapters like...
Justice for Sushant, Rhea and drugs, Kangana - the drama queen!
Mera Bharat Hadd Se Zyada Mahaan!

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Kareena Kapoor Khan has been tested positive for
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Pregnancy!

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The first result of Lockdown is out:
Kareena Kapoor is pregnant!

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Jaya Bachchan is negative but if Rekha tests positive it will be Silsila Part 2!
Just a thought!

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Psychologists have finally come up with a name for the condition when someone acts like a bigger celebrity than they actually are.
They call it Lokhandwala Complex!

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Sanjay Dutt: I might have to go to jail again.
Sanjay's wife: Dutt Tere Ki!