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Saaho Film Ne YouTube Ke Trailer Se Itne Paise Kama Liye, Kuchh Filmein Poore Lifetime Mein Kamati Hai!

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At 18: Apna Time Aayega
At 25: Apna Time Aayega
At 35: Apna Time Aayega
At 45: Apna Time Aayega

(One day)
Doctor: Rishtedaron Ko Bula Lo... Inka Time Aa Geya Hai!

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Cinemas would probably make better profit if they sold food and drink for regular prices!

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A Muslim actor from UP is playing Bal Thakrey in his biopic.
Shiv Sainiks confused Hain Ki Ab Movie Dekhni Hai Ya Theater Todna Hai?

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Pehle 3 Idiots
Phir 2 States
Phir Ra.One
Phir Half Girlfriend
Aur Ab Zero

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Anushka or Viraat?
Deepika or Ranveer?
Priyanka or Nick?
You know who is originally the happiest person?

It's Mr. SABYASACHI MUKHERJEE (the designer) who, by now, I think must be planning a trip to the Galaxy with all the money he made from these three marriages!

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The law and order of our city is pretty bad.
I had kept 2 tickets of Thugs of Hindostan movie in my car.
Some idiot broke the window glass and left 2 more!

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Please watch Thugs o fHindostan... it will teach you a lot of things.
1. Value of time and money.
2. Importance of a painkiller.
3. How Intermissions are a blessing.
4. Katrina Kaif is not attractive when she dances like Salman Khan.
5. You can't trust anyone, not even Aamir Khan.
~ Enjoy the Movie

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Ranveer orders a Lehenga.
Deepika: Wow it's so pretty, Thank you!
Ranveer: Yeh Taufa humne khud ko diya hai.

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News:
Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas are looking for wedding venues in Jodhpur.
Because it's a perfect state for child marriage!