My wife specializes in Sighcology!
I once dated a condemned witch. There was a lot at stake in the relationship, but now she's just an old flame!
According to my wife, the top three reasons why she likes me:
1. I'm humorous
2. I'm handsome
3. She has bad taste
A husband becomes suspicious when his wife is suddenly sad. A wife becomes suspicious when her husband is suddenly happy!
Husband: What do you mean women don't like me? You were there last week when two women were fighting over me. Wife: They were two lady doctors and they were arguing if you had to be given enema or not!
In our marriage, an unanimous decision means what my wife decides!
Wives are like small children, you've to be worried and careful when they're silent!
My wife dated a clown before she started going out with me.
I had some pretty big shoes to fill!
Airport check-in:
Airline staff: I'm sorry, the flight is full today. We couldn't allot you guys nearby seats. Your seat number is 2A and your wife's 42D
Husband: Thank you very much, do I need to pay anything extra for this service?
There are two types of men:
1. Those who are scared of their wives
2. Bachelors