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Whoever said "your harshest critic is yourself" obviously wasn't married!

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I'm a perfectionist when it comes to making my wife angry!

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My wife is very simple and has only two permanent problems:

1. Nothing to wear
2. No place to keep all her clothes

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Some days I get a feeling that my wife married me only because she needed someone to carry all these shopping bags!

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My wife says I only have 2 faults.
I don't listen and something else!

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Guys, once you're married, your right to like or comment on other women's pictures on social media ceases.
Offenders will have to face serious repercussions!

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If you hate your job, the solution is simple.
Get married. You'll not only love your job but also look forward to spending more time there!

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My wife always has a PowerPoint presentation kept ready in case someone asks her what's wrong with me!

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What does Dad do to remain married?
Keeps Mum!

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Pro Tip:
Guys, an important part of being a good husband is waiting for your wife in the car for a long time. Very. Long. Time.