Whoever said "your harshest critic is yourself" obviously wasn't married!
I'm a perfectionist when it comes to making my wife angry!
My wife is very simple and has only two permanent problems:
1. Nothing to wear
2. No place to keep all her clothes
Some days I get a feeling that my wife married me only because she needed someone to carry all these shopping bags!
My wife says I only have 2 faults.
I don't listen and something else!
Guys, once you're married, your right to like or comment on other women's pictures on social media ceases.
Offenders will have to face serious repercussions!
If you hate your job, the solution is simple.
Get married. You'll not only love your job but also look forward to spending more time there!
My wife always has a PowerPoint presentation kept ready in case someone asks her what's wrong with me!
What does Dad do to remain married?
Keeps Mum!
Pro Tip:
Guys, an important part of being a good husband is waiting for your wife in the car for a long time. Very. Long. Time.