March, April, May
Remdesivir - not available
Oxygen cylinders - not available
Hospital beds - not available
June/July
Shimla - Sold out!
Mussoorie- Sold out!
Manali - Sold out!
SPIRIT OF INDIA
One day while in heaven, Mahatma Gandhi went to God and enquired what was the status of the three monkeys?
The God replied: They were all very happy. The blind one has become judiciary, the deaf is now the govt. and the mute are citizens!
Finally, it has happened!
After decades 'Beer' is now cheaper than 'Petrol'.
Now, there will be a new slogan - Just Drink; Don't Drive!
5G is amazingly fast.
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Juhi Chawla already got the bill!
Juhi Chawla became the first customer to pay "₹ 20 lakh Bill" without using 5G!
Industrialists have demanded, industries to be opened.
Shopkeepers have demanded, shops to be allowed to remain open.
Priests have demanded, temples to be opened.
I am proud of our students, not even once they demanded that college/school should be open.
This is the obedience of our children towards the law and full co-operation with the govt. during this difficult time!
Delhi starts home delivery of liquor:
Pfizer Nahi To Budweiser Hi Sahi!
CBSE/ICSE Boards should learn and follow BCCI and hold exams in UAE!
I have a vaccination joke.
But I will tell you in 4 weeks. No 8 weeks. No, 12 weeks!
I have 2nd vaccination joke, but when they didn't get the first one how will they get the 2nd one!