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Guys, if in any case Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and WhatsApp get banned.
I am available on ArogyaSetu!

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Israel has been in the news. Quotes from some famous Jews.

The first Jew is Moses. He said, "Law is Everything."
Then came Jesus. He said, "Love is Everything"
Then came the third Jew, Karl Marx. He said, "Capital is Everything"
Next is Sigmund Freud. He said, "Mind is Everything."
Then came Albert Einstein. You know what he said. "Everything is Relative!"

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Those were the days when the weather was the least trusted part of the news?
Now, everything has changed!

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Babuji Ne Kaha Hcq, Ivermectin, Chhod Do.
Sab Ne Kaha Azithrodoxy, Favi, Toci Chhod Do.
Paro Ne Kaha Plasma Chhod Do.
Aaj Tumne Keh Diya Remdesivir Chhod Do.
Ek Din Aayega Jab Woh Kahenge, Oxygen Hi Chhod Do!
#COVID19

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China released COVID in India.
We should release Radhe in China. Eent Ka Jawaab Patthar!

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MET - Cyclone is coming, please be safe!
Mumbaikars - Bhai Already Ghar Pe Hain Ab Kya Bathroom Mein Chup Jayein!

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Radhe Review:
I know you guys don't know him. But I have a friend who has been in a wheelchair most of his life. And today he stood up to switch off the tv while watching this movie!

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Guys, please be safe!!
Early trends show that both Covaxin and Covishield have zero efficacy against the movie Radhe!

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The vaccine situation in India is like looking for a bride for marriage.
First, you are not ready; then you don't like any; then you don't get any.
Those who got are unhappy, thinking maybe the other one would have been better; then those who did not get, want to marry anyone from anywhere!

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What is the most expensive video streaming service at this time?
Schools!
#OnlineClasses