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COWIN overtakes TINDER to become the hardest app to get a date on!

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Scientists have discovered another deadly pathogen. They are calling it 'Peekaboo' virus.
Doctors are sending anyone with 'Peekaboo', straight to 'ICU'.

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Wisdom during COVID19 times
Lockdown "I Die"
No Lockdown "All Die"

Lockdown "No Human Right"
No Lockdown "No Human Left"

Lockdown "I See You"
No Lockdown "ICU"

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"When COVID is over" is starting to sound like "When I get Abs..."

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As per the divorce settlement, Melinda Gates will keep the house and Bill Gates will keep the Windows!

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Don't know who made this but it's spot on!
Sacrificed the nation for winning a state.
Lost both!

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Our marriage isn't working.

~ Bill Gates.

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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After Bill Gates and Hrithik Roshan's divorce, one thing is confirmed that girls don't fall for money or looks!My wife specializes in Sighcology!

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Bill and Melinda Gates soon to get a divorce.
Hence proved that even the world's richest man cannot keep his wife happy!

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Mamta Banerjee is now the Bae of Bengal!