The IPL 2021 is going to be remembered like the band that played on while the Titanic sank!
The way it is going, I think all the students will graduate without ever leaving their houses!
First time in human history -
Together we Die, Divided we Survive!
COVID doesn't care about our beliefs. The virus loves ALL the large religious and political gatherings - indiscriminately!
As soon as Manmohan Singh opened his mouth, he caught COVID.
That's how infectious this disease is!
Millions roaming around without a mask at the Kumbh Mela is called Devotion.
Thousands attempting political rallies amidst a pandemic is called Nationalism.
Sitting alone in my own car without a mask is a Crime!
Hard work pays off:
The government of India is planning to appoint Nirmala Sitharaman as Health Minister to bring down Corona cases just like the Economy!
Gentle Reminder:
Jab Hazaron Logon Ki Rally Se Aap Bahar Nikal Kar Apni Car Mein Akele Baithe Tab Mask Zaroor Laga Lein!
Santa: After vaccination, will I be 100% safe?
Doctor: People wish you a happy married life at the time of marriage. Is there any guarantee that you'll be happy? It's the same!
Corona Mahamari Khatarnaak Roop Le Chuki Hai...
Aap Jaldi Se Kisi Nazdeeki Chunaav Rally Mein Shamil Hokar Apna Aur Apno Ka Bachao Karein!