We isolate now so that when we gather again, no one is missing!
#isolation #covid-19
Is Nandigram really saying TATA to DIDI? A NANO joke!
Is Dial 100 a sign of a 100 Crore Ki Vasooli?
If Mumbai Police does not respond on dialing 100, add seven more zeroes!
Height of Namak Harami:
NIA recovered 11 Sims from Sachin Vaze.
All were JIO!
Breaking News: Mumbai's underworld has threatened to go on an indefinite strike. They are opposing the government's entry into their profession!
Newton's 4th law: Corona Virus is directly proportional to Educational Institutions. It increases after the submission of the fee and decreases at the time of exams and remains constant at other places!
People over 45 can get the vaccination from 1st April.
This has caused grave concern amongst women who've been in their late 30s for the last ten years!
Billboards thanking Modi ji for the Covid vaccine have been put up in Canada. Billboards thanking Modi ji for cooking gas have been removed from some petrol pumps in India. The science of political equilibrium!
For the first time in the history of mankind, kids are taking their parents for vaccination! #COVID19