Due to the increasing incidence of vaccine selfies on social media, the govt. has decided that the second dose will be on the buttocks!
This Government is amazing. It talks about the future, and when asked about the present, it goes into the past!
Normally I don't share an investment tip but will make an exception now. Buy Petrol at 92-97/- Target 150/-
Drink and drive should not be a problem now! After all, how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day?
Now that Disha Ravi has been granted bail, I can put my toolkit back in the car! #DishaRavi #Toolkit
The Monk who sold his Ferrari knew about the petrol price hike!
Fillionaire: One who can afford a full fuel tank in India!
To soften the blow of daily price rises, Petrol will now be sold by pegs, not litres!
When people trust each other and distrust their politicians you get a democracy.
When people distrust each other and trust their supreme leader, you get fascism!
Nice sentence on a Fuel Station: We are primarily into collecting taxes but we also sell Petrol & Diesel!