You're the only woman in the world I want to be amazing in bed for or to give mind-blowing, multiple orgasms to. |
I think that I shall never see a poem as lovely as a hot-gushing, butt-cramping, gut hosing orgasm. |
In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm. |
Now? I'm just another female faking orgasms to make a man not feel so inadequate. |
An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away. |
Who'd cum first, you or your clone? To find out, why don't you go fuck yourself? |
No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor. |
It's one thing to shoot a man, quite another to cast aspersions upon his lovemaking skills. |
If someone had told me years ago that sharing a sense of humour was so vital to partnerships, I could have avoided a lot of sex. |
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. |