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  • My biggest sex fantasy is we're making love and realize I'm out of debt.Upload to Facebook
    My biggest sex fantasy is we're making love and realize I'm out of debt.
    ~ Beth Lapides
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  • My breasts are so versatile now- I can wear them down, up, or side by side.Upload to Facebook
    My breasts are so versatile now- I can wear them down, up, or side by side.
    ~ Cybill Shepherd
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  • My first sexual experience took about a minute and a half- and that includes my buying the dress.Upload to Facebook
    My first sexual experience took about a minute and a half- and that includes my buying the dress.
    ~ Joan Rivers
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  • What most people in our culture mean by being lovable is essentially a mixture between being popular and having sex appeal.<br /> ~ Erich FrommUpload to Facebook
    What most people in our culture mean by being lovable is essentially a mixture between being popular and having sex appeal.
    ~ Erich Fromm
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  • I was dating this girl for a while, and the first time she saw me naked, she said: 'Is everything a joke with you?'<br/> ~Jeffrey RossUpload to Facebook
    I was dating this girl for a while, and the first time she saw me naked, she said: 'Is everything a joke with you?'
    ~Jeffrey Ross
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  • I felt an angel's possessing grip, the flames rising from your skin,the shadow of the divine.<br/> ~Edward HirchUpload to Facebook
    I felt an angel's possessing grip, the flames rising from your skin,the shadow of the divine.
    ~Edward Hirch
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  • You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view.Upload to Facebook
    You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view.
    ~ Maureen Lipman
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  • I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five it's fantastic.Upload to Facebook
    I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five it's fantastic.
    ~ Woody Allen
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  • My breasts have a career of their own. Theirs is going better.Upload to Facebook
    My breasts have a career of their own. Theirs is going better.
    ~ Jennifer Love Hewitt
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  • In sex as in banking there is a penalty for early withdrawal.Upload to Facebook
    In sex as in banking there is a penalty for early withdrawal.
    ~ Cynthia Nelms
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