Skepticism, like chastity, should not be relinquished too readily. |
A condom is cheaper than child support and abstinence is free. |
Never let the little head do the thinking for the big head. |
Pornography is in the loin of the beholder. |
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs less. |
Sex on television can't hurt you, unless you fall off. |
Nudity is an essential part of all primitive agricultural rites ... By unveiling the body, and especially the sexual organs, women more effectually represented the goddess of fertility, and more effectually as her representatives, or through their own powers, magically conveyed fertility to the fields. |
Why are there never any 'Good' side-effects? Just once I'd like to read a medication bottle that says "May Cause extreme Sexiness". |
Women must understand that simply attacking or hating men is just another form of disempowerment. A woman has to realize that when she makes a man crawl it doesn't give her power. |
Nothing is more pleasurable than to sit in the shade, sip gin and contemplate other people's adulteries, and while the wormy apple of marriage still lives, the novel will not die. |