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~ Butch HancockLife in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love. -
![I once made love to a taco shell stuffed with rancid meat and watery tomato bits. It was the best sex I've ever served to an unsuspecting customer.]()
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~ Jarod KintzI once made love to a taco shell stuffed with rancid meat and watery tomato bits. It was the best sex I've ever served to an unsuspecting customer. -
~ Harold RobbinsSex got me into trouble from the age of fifteen: I'm hoping that by the time I'm seventy I'll straighten it out. -
![A good relationship means a really good sex life.]()
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~ Juliette LewisA good relationship means a really good sex life. -
~ Joan FontaineThe main problem in marriage is that for a man sex is a hunger like eating. If the man is hungry and can't get to a fancy French restaurant, he goes to a hot dog stand. For a woman, what is important is love and romance. -
~ Les DawsonHe had ambitions, at one time, to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical. -
![We all know interspecies romance is weird.]()
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~ Tim BurtonWe all know interspecies romance is weird. -
~ Piet HeinThe human spirit sublimates the impulses it thwarts; a healthy sex life mitigates the lust for other sports. -
~ Jerry SeinfieldWhat is a date really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference is that in not many job interviews is there a chance you'll wind up naked at the end of it. -
![I used to be called a good girl. That never happens anymore. It's just a little hard to be a good girl when dating a bad boy.]()
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~ Author UnknownI used to be called a good girl. That never happens anymore. It's just a little hard to be a good girl when dating a bad boy.
