My father told me all about the birds and the bees - the liar. I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one. |
What is a date really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference is that in not many job interviews is there a chance you'll wind up naked at the end of it. |
I used to be called a good girl. That never happens anymore. It's just a little hard to be a good girl when dating a bad boy. |
Look, my dating life up until now has been a complete disaster, and if I'm not careful, my virginity will take on, like, a life of its own, and then I'll never lose it. The Hard Times of RJ Berger |
My mom is going to kill me for talking about sleeping with people. But I don't want to put myself in the position where I'm in a monogamous relationship right now. I'm not dating just one person. 'Sex and the City' changed everything for me because those girls would sleep with so many people. |
I've been dating younger men since my 20s, When I was 29, I dated someone 21... younger men are just more fun. I like their energy. I've always been kind of young for my age. |
I want my audience to know me for my work, not because of who I'm dating or what drugs I'm on or what club I went to. |
In its purest form, dating is auditioning for mating (and auditioning means we may or may not get the part). |
When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows. |
You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles. |