Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? |
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. |
A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times. |
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman. |
No one is more arrogant toward women, more aggressive or scornful, than the man who is anxious about his virility. |
When you've got 'em by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. |
If men knew all that women think, they would be twenty times more audacious. |
What a man enjoys about a woman's clothes are his fantasies of how she would look without them. |
A man's only as old as the woman he feels. |
Sigmund Freud asked the question: 'What is it that women want?'... But it's obvious, isn't it? They want the central heating turned up, don't they? ~ in The Pub Landlord's Book of Common Sense |