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![Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.]()
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~ Steve MartinSome people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way. -
![Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet.]()
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~ Groucho MarxHere's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet. -
![A man who trusts everyone is a fool and a man who trusts no one is a fool. We are all fools if we live long enough.]()
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~ Robert JordanA man who trusts everyone is a fool and a man who trusts no one is a fool. We are all fools if we live long enough. -
![Our relationship wasn't the sun, the moon, the stars, but it wasn't bullshit, either.]()
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~ Junot DiazOur relationship wasn't the sun, the moon, the stars, but it wasn't bullshit, either. -
![When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.]()
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~ Rodney DangerfieldWhen I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. -
~ Victor BorgeHumour is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humour than in anything else. Because, you see, humour is truth. -
![With jokes getting viral on social media, the art of telling jokes is getting almost extinct.]()
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~ JD GhaiWith jokes getting viral on social media, the art of telling jokes is getting almost extinct. -
![When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.<br /><br />~ Lee Majors]()
Upload to Facebook When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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~ Baijayant Jay PandaGurugram may have been OK a few decades ago, but wouldn't GuruKilo have been more appropriate now? Nuh? OK, then... -
~ Julian BarnesBritain: the land of embarrassment and breakfast.
