| True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. |
| Look, there`s no metaphysics on earth like chocolates. |
| Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times. |
| The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. |
| Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. |
| Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. |
| Money can`t buy love, but it improves your bargaining position. |
| I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. |
| It`s better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week. |
| The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand. |