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Santa: To avoid such questions!]()
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![Bunty: Were you successful with 'Rani' at the swimming pool?<br />
Pappu: Oh, yes, she got along swimmingly. In fact, she managed to outstrip all the other girls!]()
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Were you successful with 'Rani' at the swimming pool?
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Santa: I joined a dating agency the other day. It asked me what I liked most and I replied "Girls From Page 3".
Banta: So got any replies?
Santa: None. And even I wondered why I had no replies, until I noticed the letter 'P' wasn't fucking working on my keyboard! -
![Haramkhor Pappu!<br />
Pappu: Tumhe Mein Zyada Pasand Hu Ya Toilet?<br />
Girlfriend: Kya Stupid Question Hai Yeh?<br />
Pappu: Nahi Jaanu... Batao Na!<br />
Girlfriend: Of course, Tum! Ab Batao Kyun Puchha?<br />
Pappu: To Jab Tum Toilet Ke Liye Foran Chaddi Utaar Sakti Ho, Toh Mere Liye Kyun Nahi!]()
Upload to Facebook Haramkhor Pappu!
Pappu: Tumhe Mein Zyada Pasand Hu Ya Toilet?
Girlfriend: Kya Stupid Question Hai Yeh?
Pappu: Nahi Jaanu... Batao Na!
Girlfriend: Of course, Tum! Ab Batao Kyun Puchha?
Pappu: To Jab Tum Toilet Ke Liye Foran Chaddi Utaar Sakti Ho, Toh Mere Liye Kyun Nahi! -
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Girlfriend's father confronted Pappu: You took my daughters virginity!<br />
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Pappu: I'm sorry, Uncle. It won't happen again!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu was caught in the act by his girlfriend's father.
Girlfriend's father confronted Pappu: You took my daughters virginity!
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![Jeeto comes back from the doctor and tells her husband: Honey, I have a sad news - a gynaecologist told me not to have sex for at least three weeks.<br />
Santa: And what did the dentist say?]()
Upload to Facebook Jeeto comes back from the doctor and tells her husband: Honey, I have a sad news - a gynaecologist told me not to have sex for at least three weeks.
Santa: And what did the dentist say? -
Pathan's wife: Have you heard? Professor Hamid from our apartment house is a gay.
Pathan: Waw, what a surprise! I have been sleeping with him for half of a year, but never knew he was a professor! -
Jeeto and Santa lying in a bed. Jeeto flings her one leg on Santa's shoulder and whispers: Take me!
Santa does not pay attention to that. Jeeto flings on her second leg and again goes: Take me!
Santa: I'm not going anywhere! -
![A lady recognises her male gynaecologist at an airport and greets him - How are you, Doctor? Did you recognise me? I am your patient.<br />
Doctor: I am really sorry but I can't recognise my patients just from the face!]()
Upload to Facebook A lady recognises her male gynaecologist at an airport and greets him - How are you, Doctor? Did you recognise me? I am your patient.
Doctor: I am really sorry but I can't recognise my patients just from the face! -
Why did the blonde have square tits?
Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the boxes!
