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![A gynae's job is perhaps one of the dirtiest. O'vary not... I'll spare you the details!]()
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![Pappu: Yesterday, I saved a girl from being raped.<br/>
Bunty: Good! That's commendable, my dear friend. But how did you do that?<br/>
Pappu: I convinced her!]()
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Bunty: Good! That's commendable, my dear friend. But how did you do that?
Pappu: I convinced her! -
A blonde entered angrily into the store, slapped a package on the counter and said, "What the hell is this?"
Clerk: Why Sir? Your cat didn't like them?
Blonde looking embarrassed whispered: You mean 'Pussy Treats' is for cats? -
![Jeeto and Preeto were engaged in gossip.<br />
Jeeto: Yesterday, I was feeling very depressed and my husband tried his best to console me.<br />
Preeto: Then what happened?<br />
Jeeto: He could console me only 2 times!]()
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Jeeto: Yesterday, I was feeling very depressed and my husband tried his best to console me.
Preeto: Then what happened?
Jeeto: He could console me only 2 times! -
![A doctor was advising a couple after he performed minor surgery on the wife. `It will take you seven days to heal, so no sex for a week.`<br />
Wife: Did you hear that?<br />
Husband: Yes, but he was talking to you!]()
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Wife: Did you hear that?
Husband: Yes, but he was talking to you! -
Santa: This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.
Banta: But why?
Santa: I was staring at her boobs when she said, "Would you please press one?"
So I did. I don't remember much after that! -
A whore to Santa during sex: Keep it up!
Santa: Is it a complaint or compliment! -
Pathan to Sindhi: Tell me a joke in which I am not involved.
Sindhi: Your wife is pregnant! -
Pappu goes to school and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"
Pappu: "Mas-tur-bate."
Teacher smiles and says, "Wow, Pappu, that's a mouthful."
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Pathan and Sindhi got into a heated argument.
While arguing, Sindhi shouted, "Kiss My Ass!"
Pathan: This is not the time to be romantic!
