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![Banta: Bhaji, How does one get twins?<br />
Santa: By having sex during happy hours!]()
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Santa: By having sex during happy hours! -
Pappu: Papa Result Aa Geya. Fail Ho Geya Main.
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Santa: Bhosdi Ke Bathroom Mein Hi Haath Chala Sakta Hai Tu, Exam Mein Nahi! -
![Banta: During sex, one burns as much calories as running for 5 miles.<br />
Santa: Who the fuck runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?]()
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Santa: Who the fuck runs 5 miles in 30 seconds? -
![Pathan: I fucked a woman on a rail track.<br />
Sindhi: How was she to look at?<br />
Pathan: Don't know... couldn't find her head!]()
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Sindhi: How was she to look at?
Pathan: Don't know... couldn't find her head! -
![Teacher: How many Oranges equal to a dozen?<br />
Pappu: 6 girls.<br />
Teacher: Get out... Bhenchod!]()
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Pappu: 6 girls.
Teacher: Get out... Bhenchod! -
![Banta: Why are you hospitalised?<br />
Santa: Padosan Ki BILLI Mere MURGE Ke Peechhe Padi Hui Thi. Maine Uske Husband Ko English Mein Bataya, Usne Mujhe Bahut Maara.<br />
Banta: Aisa Kya Bataya?<br />
Santa: Control your wife's pussy. She is after my cock!]()
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Santa: Padosan Ki BILLI Mere MURGE Ke Peechhe Padi Hui Thi. Maine Uske Husband Ko English Mein Bataya, Usne Mujhe Bahut Maara.
Banta: Aisa Kya Bataya?
Santa: Control your wife's pussy. She is after my cock! -
![Teacher: Name some movies which have almost similar stories?<br/>
Pappu: M'am, Blue Films!]()
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Pappu: M'am, Blue Films! -
Height of planning!
One day Pappu takes his girlfriend to eat Panipuri... only to check how wide she can open her mouth! -
It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country road, when they saw a bush with a pig's ass popping out.
Punjabi: I wish that was my neighbour's ass.
Sindhi: I wish that was my sister-in-law's ass.
Pathan: I wish it was dark! -
Banta: Pajji, how to get twins?
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Santa: Have sex during happy hours!
