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![Three gorgeous, skimpily dressed women in Amsterdam walk up to Santa and ask, `Orgy?`<br/>
Santa replies, `Bas Ji, Changa Ji!`]()
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![There was a nurse in theatre who was nicknamed `Appendix`.<br/>
Because every surgeon took her out!]()
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Because every surgeon took her out! -
![Sexy voice of a female customer care executive:<br/>
`Hindi Ke Liye Ek Dabayen;<br/>
English Ee Liye Do Dabayen.`<br/>
Santa: Sala Ye To Hindi Walon Ke Saath Na Insaafi Hai!]()
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"Hindi Ke Liye Ek Dabayen;
English Ee Liye Do Dabayen."
Santa: Sala Ye To Hindi Walon Ke Saath Na Insaafi Hai! -
![Santa Ne Pappu Ko Muth Maarte Dekha Aur Bola<br />
Santa: `Oye Harami, Ye Kya Kar Raha Hai Tu?`<br />
Pappu Gusse Se: `Apna Kaam Khud Karta Hun, Apni Khushi Ke Liye Kisi Ki Maa Nahi Chodta!`]()
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Santa: `Oye Harami, Ye Kya Kar Raha Hai Tu?`
Pappu Gusse Se: "Apna Kaam Khud Karta Hun, Apni Khushi Ke Liye Kisi Ki Maa Nahi Chodta!" -
![Pappu: Dad what is 69?<br/>
Santa: Hmmm... well son, it is a position where a man and a woman pleasure each other orally at the same time.<br/>
Pappu: So. What shall I write? Odd or even?]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Dad what is 69?
Santa: Hmmm... well son, it is a position where a man and a woman pleasure each other orally at the same time.
Pappu: So. What shall I write? Odd or even? -
![English teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?<br />
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Pappu: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor are we!]()
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Pappu: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor are we! -
![Banta: Yeh Ladkiyon Ki Chaddi Par Phool Ka Print Kyon Hota Hai?<br />
Santa: Uss chadi Ke Andar Jitne Maha Purush Shaheed Hue Hain, Unko Shraddhanjali Dene Ke Liye!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: Yeh Ladkiyon Ki Chaddi Par Phool Ka Print Kyon Hota Hai?
Santa: Uss chadi Ke Andar Jitne Maha Purush Shaheed Hue Hain, Unko Shraddhanjali Dene Ke Liye! -
![Jeeto: My daughter told me she passed her pregnancy test.<br />
Preeto: OMG!<br />
Jeeto: I'm so glad I have clever kids!]()
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Preeto: OMG!
Jeeto: I'm so glad I have clever kids! -
![Santa: My son can be so clumsy sometimes.<br />
Banta: How?<br />
Santa: I heard him say - he broke his girlfriend's hymen!]()
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Banta: How?
Santa: I heard him say - he broke his girlfriend's hymen! -
![Aunty: Kitna Bada Ho Geya Hai.<br />
Pappu: Apne Kab Dekha.<br />
Aunty: Silent.]()
Upload to Facebook Aunty: Kitna Bada Ho Geya Hai.
Pappu: Apne Kab Dekha.
Aunty: Silent.
