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![Santa walked into a newspaper office with an ad saying:
'Man seeks woman to date.'
<br/>He was asked: `Do you want to insert it today?`
<br/>Santa: `Sure, but I can't write that in the ad, can I?]()
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He was asked: "Do you want to insert it today?"
Santa: "Sure, but I can't write that in the ad, can I? -
![Banta: What's common between porn and motivational quotes?<br/>
Santa:
Both inspire you to do things that are practically not feasible.]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: What's common between porn and motivational quotes?
Santa: Both inspire you to do things that are practically not feasible. -
![Girlfriend: You have to choose between me and your father.<br/>
Pappu: Yeh Kya CHUT-YA-PA Hai?]()
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Pappu: Yeh Kya CHUT-YA-PA Hai? -
![Teacher: Complete the sentence...<br />
`If my cup is only half full...`<br />
Pappu: May be you need a smaller Bra!<br />
Teacher: GET OUT!]()
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"If my cup is only half full..."
Pappu: May be you need a smaller Bra!
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![Banta: Why are you so tense?
<br/>Santa: My wife needs some or the other reason for fighting.<br/>
Banta: Why what happened?
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Santa: We both were excited and about to start having sex. She removed her top and jeans...
I just asked why are you wearing your sister's bra...
She started fighting!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why are you so tense?
Santa: My wife needs some or the other reason for fighting.
Banta: Why what happened?
Santa: We both were excited and about to start having sex. She removed her top and jeans... I just asked why are you wearing your sister's bra... She started fighting! -
![Teacher: What are vowels?<br/>
Pappu: Vowels are special sounds that are heard in bedroom at night!]()
Upload to Facebook Teacher: What are vowels?
Pappu: Vowels are special sounds that are heard in bedroom at night! -
![Jeeto: Meri Sehat Theek Nahi Ajj<br/>
Santa: Main Tan Ajj Tainu Shopping Karwani Si<br/>
Jeeto: Main Ta Mazak Kar Rahi Si<br/>
Santa: Main V Mazak Kar Reha Si. Chal Uth Salwar La!]()
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: Meri Sehat Theek Nahi Ajj
Santa: Main Tan Ajj Tainu Shopping Karwani Si
Jeeto: Main Ta Mazak Kar Rahi Si
Santa: Main V Mazak Kar Reha Si. Chal Uth Salwar La! -
Her friend said, "You're beautiful, you have dozens of men that adore you. Why is this dentist THE man for you?"
"Because," she explained "he is the first man that ever said to me 'SPIT, don't SWALLOW'!" -
![Ek Ladki Ki T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha 'Amul - The Taste Of India'.<br/>
Use Dekh Kar Santa Bahut Khush Hua, Aur Apni Pant Pe Likhva Liya<br/>
'Kurkure - Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai'.]()
Upload to Facebook Ek Ladki Ki T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha 'Amul - The Taste Of India'.
Use Dekh Kar Santa Bahut Khush Hua, Aur Apni Pant Pe Likhva Liya
'Kurkure - Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai'. -
Girlfriend: Yeh Purse Pakdo Main Abhi Aayi.
Pappu Ne Purse Khola Usme Se Rubber Ka Lun Nikla.
Girlfriend Wapas Aakar: Purse Khola To Nahi?
Pappu: Na Ji Na, Main Khol Ke Lun Lena!
