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One Branch Manager while searching for new premises for the branch, sent a message to his Regional Office.<br />
The Landlady is ready to give her upper portion.<br />
If we press hard she will give lower too!]()
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The Landlady is ready to give her upper portion.
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Bill (Clinton) had to go to Monica for a blowjob because Uski Biwi Sirf...<br />
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The wife says, `Look, they're expanding Dick's.`<br />
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A blonde asked, `Who is 'Seed'?`]()
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![How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?</br>
Call and tell her about it!]()
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Lavde Apne Aap Lag Jayange!]()
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![Why do squirrels swim on their backs?<br/>
To keep their nuts dry!]()
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To keep their nuts dry!
