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  • Some bloody thought:<br />
Bill (Clinton) had to go to Monica for a blowjob because Uski Biwi Sirf...<br />
Hila-ry ThiUpload to Facebook
    Some bloody thought:
    Bill (Clinton) had to go to Monica for a blowjob because Uski Biwi Sirf...
    Hila-ry Thi
  • A family is driving home and passes a sporting goods store that's being renovated.<br />
The wife says, `Look, they're expanding Dick's.`<br />
The husband says, `Sign me up!`Upload to Facebook
    A family is driving home and passes a sporting goods store that's being renovated.
    The wife says, "Look, they're expanding Dick's."
    The husband says, "Sign me up!"
  • A professor told his class:</br>
`Fame will come to you only after you succeed!`</br>
A blonde asked, `Who is 'Seed'?`Upload to Facebook
    A professor told his class:
    "Fame will come to you only after you succeed!"
    A blonde asked, "Who is 'Seed'?"
  • Twada Sex Sex<br />
Sada Sex - PornUpload to Facebook
    Twada Sex Sex
    Sada Sex - Porn
  • Troubles are like dicks. Everybody thinks they got the biggest!Upload to Facebook
    Troubles are like dicks. Everybody thinks they got the biggest!
  • How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?</br>
Call and tell her about it!Upload to Facebook
    How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
    Call and tell her about it!
  • Tum Bas Dil Lagao,</br>
Lavde Apne Aap Lag Jayange!Upload to Facebook
    Tum Bas Dil Lagao,
    Lavde Apne Aap Lag Jayange!
  • Why do squirrels swim on their backs?<br/>
To keep their nuts dry!Upload to Facebook
    Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
    To keep their nuts dry!
  • I'm always Frank with my sexual partners.<br/>
I don't want them to know my real name!Upload to Facebook
    I'm always Frank with my sexual partners.
    I don't want them to know my real name!
  • Relatives: Beta, Tumhara Naam Kya Hai?<br/>
Boy: Ji Bunty:<br/>
Relatives: Yeh Toh Ghar Ka Kaam Hai, School Mein Kya Bulaate Hain?<br/>
Boy: Bunty, Behen Ke Lode!Upload to Facebook
    Relatives: Beta, Tumhara Naam Kya Hai?
    Boy: Ji Bunty:
    Relatives: Yeh Toh Ghar Ka Kaam Hai, School Mein Kya Bulaate Hain?
    Boy: Bunty, Behen Ke Lode!
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