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Upload to Facebook There's a big difference between men and women when they say they finished a whole box of tissues watching that film last night! -
Upload to Facebook People always tell me to practice safe sex but I tried it and my dick couldn't fit into the tiny keyhole! -
Upload to Facebook My neighbour's wife discovered that I am active in the stock market.
Every morning she asks, "Aaj Chadega Kya?" -
Upload to Facebook Do you also imagine the bride and groom having sex when you go to a wedding or are you normal? -
Upload to Facebook A man admitted his pregnant wife to the hospital.
Doctor: The baby is coming early.
Lady: Like father, like son! -
Upload to Facebook The reason women will never start proposing is that the moment they get on their knees...
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Men will start unzipping! -
Upload to Facebook We need a campaign to make the Chinese release Ma.
And it would be called the 'Ma Chuda' campaign! -
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: You have to choose between me or your father.
Boyfriend: Yeh To Chut-Ya-Paa Ho Geya! -
Upload to Facebook Arguing over a girl's breast size is like choosing between Kingfisher, Foster:s, Carlsberg & Budweiser.
Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available! -
Upload to Facebook 🇺🇸: Can I buy you a drink?
🇮🇳: Degi?
