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🇮🇳: Bhai Nahi Degi! -
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Before making any costly promise to a woman, masturbate twice.
It may change your opinion! -
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Wife: Let me see the rocket first! -
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You help each other to get naked and after sex, you only dress.
Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you when you are fucked! -
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you are kinda fucked! -
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Whereas women look at a man's face and say: What an ass!
Same comment, different Ass-essments! -
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