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Still, both companies are profitable! -
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This is how Pfizer got COVID vaccine approval! -
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That, my friend, is called a Tug-of-Whore! -
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But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock cause Jill's real name was Randy! -
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Now she is scared of the light!
