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  • I'm always Frank with my sexual partners.<br/>
I don't want them to know my real name!Upload to Facebook
    I'm always Frank with my sexual partners.
    I don't want them to know my real name!
  • Relatives: Beta, Tumhara Naam Kya Hai?<br/>
Boy: Ji Bunty:<br/>
Relatives: Yeh Toh Ghar Ka Kaam Hai, School Mein Kya Bulaate Hain?<br/>
Boy: Bunty, Behen Ke Lode!Upload to Facebook
    Relatives: Beta, Tumhara Naam Kya Hai?
    Boy: Ji Bunty:
    Relatives: Yeh Toh Ghar Ka Kaam Hai, School Mein Kya Bulaate Hain?
    Boy: Bunty, Behen Ke Lode!
  • There's a big difference between men and women when they say they finished a whole box of tissues watching that film last night!Upload to Facebook
    There's a big difference between men and women when they say they finished a whole box of tissues watching that film last night!
  • People always tell me to practice safe sex but I tried it and my dick couldn't fit into the tiny keyhole!Upload to Facebook
    People always tell me to practice safe sex but I tried it and my dick couldn't fit into the tiny keyhole!
  • My neighbour's wife discovered that I am active in the stock market.<br/>
Every morning she asks, `Aaj Chadega Kya?`Upload to Facebook
    My neighbour's wife discovered that I am active in the stock market.
    Every morning she asks, "Aaj Chadega Kya?"
  • Do you also imagine the bride and groom having sex when you go to a wedding or are you normal?Upload to Facebook
    Do you also imagine the bride and groom having sex when you go to a wedding or are you normal?
  • A man admitted his pregnant wife to the hospital.<br/>
Doctor: The baby is coming early.<br/>
Lady: Like father, like son!Upload to Facebook
    A man admitted his pregnant wife to the hospital.
    Doctor: The baby is coming early.
    Lady: Like father, like son!
  • The reason women will never start proposing is that the moment they get on their knees...<br/>
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Men will start unzipping!Upload to Facebook
    The reason women will never start proposing is that the moment they get on their knees...
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    Men will start unzipping!
  • We need a campaign to make the Chinese release Ma.<br/>
And it would be called the 'Ma Chuda' campaign!Upload to Facebook
    We need a campaign to make the Chinese release Ma.
    And it would be called the 'Ma Chuda' campaign!
  • Girlfriend: You have to choose between me or your father.<br/>
Boyfriend: Yeh To Chut-Ya-Paa Ho Geya!Upload to Facebook
    Girlfriend: You have to choose between me or your father.
    Boyfriend: Yeh To Chut-Ya-Paa Ho Geya!
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