I'm always Frank with my sexual partners. I don't want them to know my real name! |
Relatives: Beta, Tumhara Naam Kya Hai? Boy: Ji Bunty: Relatives: Yeh Toh Ghar Ka Kaam Hai, School Mein Kya Bulaate Hain? Boy: Bunty, Behen Ke Lode! |
There's a big difference between men and women when they say they finished a whole box of tissues watching that film last night! |
People always tell me to practice safe sex but I tried it and my dick couldn't fit into the tiny keyhole! |
My neighbour's wife discovered that I am active in the stock market. Every morning she asks, "Aaj Chadega Kya?" |
Do you also imagine the bride and groom having sex when you go to a wedding or are you normal? |
A man admitted his pregnant wife to the hospital. Doctor: The baby is coming early. Lady: Like father, like son! |
The reason women will never start proposing is that the moment they get on their knees... . . . . . . Men will start unzipping! |
We need a campaign to make the Chinese release Ma. And it would be called the 'Ma Chuda' campaign! |
Girlfriend: You have to choose between me or your father. Boyfriend: Yeh To Chut-Ya-Paa Ho Geya! |