Santa found Banta, lying beside the road after a car accident. Banta was crying hysterically. Santa stopped his car and ran to him. "Yaar Banta! Are you all right?"
Sobbing, Banta moaned, "Look at my new car...
The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law Banta in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. "What happened Banta ?" she asks anxiously.
"What happened!?! I`ll tell you
Santa comes back home from work to find Jeeto has left him a note: Off to the market! He hasn`t been `Getting Any` from her, so he decides this is his chance and goes to the video store to rent a porn flick...
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to Santa on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.
"Last night I made love to my wife four times...
There`s a few men who always get together on Fridays after work for a drink. One Friday, Banta showed up late, sat down at the bar, and kicked back his entire first beer...
During sex, Santa suddenly stops and remains motionless.
He then starts again...
Santa had an obsession with women`s breasts. So he went to a psychologist and told the doctor about his problem.
"I am going to do word...
Banta went on a night out with his friends and Preeto is furious and tells the kids that when he comes back they must not open the door for him. At about 12 midnight...
Santa is sitting in a bar and notices two lovely women across the way.
He calls the bartender over and says, "I`d like to buy those two beautiful ladies a drink....
Banta: Tera Birthday kab hai?
Santa: Next week, Why?
Banta: Tujhe ghar ki window ke liye parde gift karne hain...