Santa walks into a bar ordered two shots of vodka. He drank the first and poured the second over his right hand.
Then he ordered another two shots of vodka...
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I`m...
Santa comes home from work early one day. He walks in to the kitchen and sees his wife on her knees, scrubbing the floor. He watches the rhythmic movements of her bum stuck high...
A petrol station owner in Ludhiana was trying to increase his sales. So, he put up a sign that read, ''Free Sex with Fill-Up.''
Soon Santa pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex..
Banta: I am getting married. How would I know if my wife is a virgin?
Santa: Get an Irish Virginity test kit.
Banta: What's that...
Santa while traveling in a plane was continuously looking at a woman's legs and saw that she wasn't wearing her panties and beneath her tall waxed legs was a clean shaved pussy that was just unbelievable...
When Santa and Jeeto got married, he was a very experienced man but she was a virgin and totally naive. On their wedding night, when Santa removed his clothes...
Banta calls his wife, Jeeto, from the hospital.
He tells her that his finger got cut off at the construction site where he works...
This Doctor returns to his Clinic after a day off and asks his assistant Santa about his patients.
Santa: The first patient came with Headache. I gave him...
Santa and Bantan were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory, when Santa glanced over and noticed that Banta's penis was twisted like a corkscrew...