Sven & Ole had been business partners and best friends for years. One morning, halfway to work, Sven realized he`d forgotten his lunch, so he went back home to get it. When he got there, he found that his wife...
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, was shocked when the woman`s doctor said she had a heart condition that could kill her at any time. She had to avoid stress, eat right...
An elderly married couple scheduled their annual medical examination the same day so they could travel together. After the examination, the doctor then said to the man, "You appear to be in good health...
Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stage coaches and the like were popular, there were three people in a stage coach one day: a true red blooded born and raised Texas gentleman, a tenderfoot city slicker...
A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation,... no one wants him to leave. Joe Smith, who owns several...
There was a fly flying 12 inches above a lake. A fish in the lake thinks, "If that fly dropped 6 inches, I`d get it."
A bear on land thinks, "If that fly dropped...
A farmer and his young bride lived out in the country and the preacher would stop by and of course they would invite him in for chicken dinner. Well this went on and the preacher...
A man and his girlfriend were driving across the desert when they had a flat tire. As he got out, the boyfriend spotted a cowboy nearby, sitting on his horse, rolling a smoke. He told his girlfriend...
A gent from Keokuk, Iowa was visiting Atlantic City on a convention for the first time and ran into one of the hookers while walking the boardwalk. When she offered a fun time he responded, "How much...
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death