Santa and Banta are driving down the road and get pulled over by the police. The cop gets out and knocks on the window. When they open the window, the police officer says...
One night Banta was getting very drunk in a pub.
He staggered back to take a piss, whipping his prick out as he went in the door...
Trying to make up for bad behavior, Banta went to the shopping mall to buy his wife a gift.
"I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife," Banta said, eyeing the attractive salesgirl...
Banta was lying in bed with his new Thai girlfriend in a hotel in the Thai resort of Phuket...
Santa went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perked up and said, 'How about that? I just ordered...
Having snuck out with a very cute young woman that he met at a party, Banta, exhausted from hours of hot sex, woke up at her apartment at 3 A.M...
Banta sits down at the bar, orders a drink and holds his head in his hands. When the bartender comes back, Banta is swearing softly under his breath and shaking...
Santa and Banta are in the pub. Both are skint and in dire need of some money. All they have is one pig each, and if by luck one is male and the other female. So, after having some beers they hi...
A Doctor wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant, "Banta, I am going hunting tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to...
Santa and Banta walk into a bar scamming for two-legged females. Santa says, "Hey, check out the girl over there. I'll bet she's really hot in bed...