Mature Jokes



X-ray Glasses

Banta goes to the local novelty shop and finds a pair of x-ray glasses. He checks them out, and isn't fully convinced, but as usual, the store assistant comes along and...

Wrong Address

Banta was feeling horny and wanted release. He inquired for the address of a good house of ill repute. He was told to go to # 329, Next Street. By mistake, he...

Honeymoon Trip

The honeymoon couple, Banta and Preeto, left the wedding reception and hailed a cab to take them to their romantic boutique hotel in the hills. The driver wasn't too sure how to...

Breast Obsession

Santa was obsessed with women's breasts, so he went to a psychologist and told him his problem. "Let's play a little word association game," the doctor said. "I'll say a word and you say...

Free Services

One sunny afternoon, Banta was out in the woods hunting and came upon a nude girl tied to a tree. He asked her what had happened. She explained how a couple of men had tied her up and...

Smart Couple

Banta is between the sheets with this woman when he hears the garage door open. "It's my husband," the woman says. "Here start ironing these." tossing him a...

The Pregnancy!

Since Jeeto is eight months into her pregnancy, Santa has to sleep on the floor to avoid any regrettable mistake, which might happen pretty easily, for he has been desperate...

V.D. Symptoms

Worried Santa telephoned his family doctor and said that he was afraid that his teenage son had come down with V.D. "He says he hasn't had sex with anyone but...

School Tests

A young boy comes home from school & his mother says "What did you do today?" To which the boy answers, "Oh the usual, I had a math test, I got an A in...

Wedding Night

A guy on his wedding night in the hotel says to his new wife "Wow, I never realized you had such big breasts." The wife gets all upset and throws him out...