The problem with men is that God gave them a brain and a penis. But only enough blood to run one at a time
If only women came with pull-down menus and on-line help
Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women
Squirrel who runs up woman's leg do not find nuts
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - don't and stop, unless they are used together
All men are terrorists. They attack womens' twin towers and destroy their pentagons!
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip
It is good for woman to meet man in park, but better for man to park meat in woman
My boss says I could be replaced by a machine...funny, that's what my wife says