Confucius say......man who puts hand in bush is not always a gardener!
Man who marries a girl with no bust has right to feel low down.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.
Height of dehydration: Man ejaculating white powder.
Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships.
I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women."
Lesbian: another case of a woman attempting to do a man's job!
The male sex drive prevents extinction. The female sex drive prevents overpopulation
Behind every successful man there is a great woman and behind every great woman there is a smart guy staring at her butt