Men who have circumcision lose a bit of foresight.
Man have more hair on chest than woman, but on whole woman have more.
Woman who is in love with priest will chase him through church and grab him by the organ.
Men who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Females are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are.
Men that go to bed with itchy butt wake up with sticky fingers!
Woman who dates gambler, gets cheated on.
Man's wife his better half, his mistress his better whole.
Men who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!
Confucius say: Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.