My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg.
When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him, and vice versa...
What did one leg of a woman tell the other: UNITED we are saved, Divided we are Fucked.
I can have any woman I please. So far, I haven't pleased any of them.
Men give love to get sex, Women give sex to get love.
Most men approve of premarital sex until daughters are born.
Most men have split personalities; They hate cats but love pussies.
Men play the game. Women know the score.
Women like to spoon in bed, whereas men just like to fork.
9 out of 10 men prefer large breasts. The other man prefers the 9 men.